this dog can double dutch and i cannot
and you say white people cant dance
Too turnt on a Saturday night
why is this so hilarious
It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.
always reblog confused snake
My mum uses a picture of me as her bookmark
you’re like fucking 12 gtfo of tumblr son
I don’t know if you know this but parents sometimes take pictures of their kids when their young and keep them and so when they’re old they can look back at the memories meaning I’m not gonna be 10 forever you rude dumbass
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a woman in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
one day ill be hot and u will all be fckin screwed
you’re still living with your parents? haha what a fuckin’ loser. by the way how was your first day of Kindergarten did you make any new friends
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.